So I was browsing the interwebz as is usually my wont and I came across the Resident Evil wikipedia page. While perusing, I came across this interesting bit of trivia: Apparently, one of the RE games earned the Guiness Book of World Records award for . . .
Worst Game Dialogue Ever for the line "Here's a lockpick. It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you".I don't know about you, but I found this hilarious. So, naturally, I started playing around with it and came up with all sorts of alterations to it.
Such as:
"Here's a sandwhich. It might be handy if you, the master of peanut butter and jelly, get hungry."
And then some other ones which are not so PG, haha.
I find it fun and hilarious, so this is me trying to get the ball rolling with inventing variations of this painful line. LOL.
If you read this post, post your own variation of the "Here's a lockpick. It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you" line in your livejournal! Spread the crazy!